like the tides it changes...

full kin list of desertpacificoctopi
all doubles welcome
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dads

gay girl-adjacents

water

motivated

sad gods

musical bitches

broken-ass motherfuckers

• songkins
• sympaths
• comfort characters

...but like the tides, it returns.

songkins

• black eyes
• karma
• and we got older
• rough gem
• feel good inc
• pyramid
• year of the tiger

sympaths

comfort characters

sans seraphim

icon credit to tratserenoyreve, creator of this au

local skeleton accidentally becomes father to 8 kids

said kids live in his head and share his physical form

on top of this i'm just a regular sans because of. yknow how this au works out

"i'm filled with determination that isn't even mine. and i'm too tired to tell them no."

japhet, lord of zone 2

icon credit to sometimesimakegifs

enoch, dedan, and i were all together, at the beginning of things, and we acted as uncles to our dear hugo. then it all fell apart.

to any of my elsens, valerie, the judge, or hugo - i truly am sorry.

"no worries shall reign in my kingdom, for i will wipe the tears off the faces of my subjects."

merle hitower highchurch, the peacemaker

icon credit to trainwreckgenerator

man idk i was just a really gay dwarf and had uhhh counts on my fingers at least 9 kids

me and dav were Ship Dads and also sometimes you accidentally date an eldritch horror

i saved john somehow by calling on him with the bond engine, the john that i had only just begun to know in our parleys. the john that i wanted to know more of.

dav on the other hand, he was brilliant. i cannot begin to describe to you how proud i am of my gnome husband.

i personally forgave lucretia for what she did, but dav and taako never quite did, and i supported them in that.

my children, mavis and mookie - if you're reading this, i was so happy to be your father.

"but that's what faith is all about. because even though we don't know what we're headed into, we believe that we are headed into something. and so we share that today. and this is the only place i would like to be- here with you. pan bless you."

urahara kisuke

icon credit to driimrsdoodles

terrible man runs a candy shop and pulls strings

i don't have a lot of mems but my zanpakuto was so beautiful also dang you stupid teens unfortunately i care for your wellbeing

smooches tessai on the cheek

"you give me too much credit. these days, i'm just a plain old candy-store owner."

yagi toshinori, symbol of peace

icon credited to aurelie-a, who has maybe been deleted

all the ua kids were my kids i don't care what you think. every single one in all the classes, 1-a and beyond. (except for. the one you expect)

also fuck endeavor

"i really am pathetic. even though i admonished you, i wasn't putting what i said into practice! pros are always risking their lives!"

henry stein

icon credit to pokesam

first up Fuck Joey Drew he stole my ocs and turned them into monsters

i'm still not entirely certain whether i was me in my canon or my soul trapped in the studio by joey or a copy of myself trapped in the studio by joey but? the fact of the matter remains that bendy, boris, alice, and the rest are my kids and i care about them so much

"On the plus side, I got a new character I think people are going to love."

jet black

icon credit to vahagnkarapetyan

spike you're a fucking idiot

faye and ed both came back to the ship at some point but. spike was definitely gone. ed was almost like a child to me. we were all warm presences in each other's lives at the end of it at least.

"When I was a cop, this was my beat. I’m the Black Dog and when I bite I don’t let go."

lt. hank anderson

icon credit to daianpan

let me start this off by saying i'm really not chill with the themes of detroit: become human and i don't condone david cage or his work. i resent that i'm kin with a character from his game. that all said i'm only listing this because i can't drop a kin for the life of me.

connor was like my son. fuck yall and gavin specifically eat an ass

as far as i'm aware we hit the best end in my canon but i really don't care to investigate because this game? isn't great.

"Humanity never learns from its mistakes, Connor! This time it could be different!"

ogrim, dung defender

icon credit to koviry on tumblr

ogrim says fuck wyrm rights

i am adopting all the vessels Pronto

"as the king granted his kingdom to shelter those who needed it, i offer my home. stay as long as you like, down here where it's cosy and warm and moist."

water

legit just. water yall i'm sorry if you expected anything different or exciting

any running water ever? that's Me. woddah

eldritch deity

icon credit to noxsha

i am/was/was a piece of an incomprehensible deity. my domains were protection, sanctuaries, song, and deep waters. i do not think i was ever worshipped by humans ,so i have no comprehensible name that i am aware of. i was a benevolent deity.

lapis lazuli

icon credit to velinxi

i was a messenger gem back on homeworld, maybe close to the end of era 1. i did not mcfucking ask for the war

steven was the first person who was kind to me in so long. he is a very treasured person to me and i would commit Crimes for him. i think we probably fused at some point but i remember jack nothing about it

amedot might have been a thing in my canon? who knows. peridot was a cool roommate

jasper i'm sorry i was such a petty motherfucker

fun fact yall! this was my first fictionkin ever

"Maybe I'm tired of running away. Maybe I'd rather be with everyone and be in danger than be safe and... alone."

abyssal mer

when i'm here it's not a good place to be in, i just call the thing black eyes

black eyes is the righteous side of protection. it is vengeance for the wronged and unprotected. i don't shift too heavily into it these days but. sometimes i see terrible things happening and i feel spurs trying to pry from my skin, eyes trying to open on my face.

aradia megido, maid of time

big nb big lesbian

fuck equius, all the girl trolls are the loves of my life

local idiot sapphic accidentally gets stuck in the ruins of sburb having lost the way out and fades into nothing all alone

"i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart"

the girl

icon credit to perelka-l

i was such big gay for the scythian. she was only in my life for a month, maybe a few, but she made such a lasting impression that i dreamt of her for the rest of my life.

after she died i took up her sword and shield.

"Do you ever notice that sometimes words just sound like noise but other times noise makes the prettiest sound?"

tec, formerly tec-xx

please use they/them pronouns for this life, despite what the game says

grodus was a fascist motherfucker and i want nothing to do with him. the game is being nice, the shadow queen murdered him as soon as he brought her back. he did not "mellow out." he died and his followers scattered in shame.

princess peach was.... honestly my savior. i had some idea things weren't quite right with the x-nauts, some developing morality of my own, but her influence allowed me to become myself far faster than i would have been able to.

i detonated the base with full intention of destroying everything grodus had ever made, including myself. the power of peach's wish and the crystal stars brought me back.

peach and mario rescued me from the moon base after goombella discovered i was still there, and we were able to construct a mobile body for me out of parts of the lab.

i served as one of peach's advisors (potentially after toadsworth's retirement) and was very close with her. whether or not she reciprocated my feelings is irrelevant

mario was such a good dude listen

i vaguely remember accompanying peach to isle delfino, whether that was actually part of the events of super mario sunshine is up for debate. i am so fucking confused by this mem.

another thing to make my canon confusing is the super crown. its function was similar to that in destinytomoon on tumblr's art, giving one the form that they desire. i desired a form that grodus had never touched. it was given to me in the form of a more human-looking android body. my lady was gracious and let me keep wearing it to ease my dysphoria in my true robot body.

if i remember anything about peach being in smash i swear i am going to eat my own motherboard. my canon doesn't need to be more confusing.

"I exist for the purpose of a certain person. I wish to exist for the purpose of another... I do not know what to do... Really."

natsuki

joke's on me in this life i like shonen manga more

i had crushes on all three of the other girls in the literature club, but mc was a good friend.

my dad was an asshole get fucked @ that dude

"My poems are a little bit dearer, Because you think of me. Because you, because you, because you."

ashra, gerudo daredevil

this life is a noncanon gerudo from breath of the wild's verse!

i don't quite recall running into any malice-type stuff so i could be postgameish? but also like

i very firmly remember having a thing for rotana, the scholar in gerudo town. i tried to discover things for her and impress her but it never quite worked? maybe until it did?

i found my way to the eighth heroine's statue at some point, and came to pray to her regularly.

fun fact one time i shield-surfed behind a molduga and That's the most dangerous thing i have ever done in my life

mostly i wandered around in search of Sick Stunts to do so if you remember a gerudo like that hmu please. rotana if you're out there

kimi, apple chairman

icon credit to moonviewer on tumblr

yall ever kin from a dress-up game? anyway much like the title, i love nikki

"they acknowledge my achievement, they see the positive things i brought to the group, so they choose to follow me and i will not fail their trust."